The Oracle Speaks

This page is quite sparse -- I don't do flash and dazzle interface design. The idea came to me to write this after a year of writing for the USENET Oracle. What I've built here is the 'little tin-god' version, which could never have the wit of the Oracle's "Best Of" digests, but I think that the oracle accessable at this webpage is at least as insightful as Eliza or Racter.

Um... it's kinda broken right now. Sorry; someone must've uninstalled the speech-synthesis software.